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Johnstons Bay is a bay of Port Jackson, between Pyrmont and Balmain, Sydney connecting White Bay, Rozelle Bay, Blackwattle Bay, Jones Bay, and Darling Harbour.
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Fuel Coffee & Books is a small chain of coffee shops and bookstores in Seattle, in the U.S. state of Washington. Dani Cone opened the original shop on Capitol Hill in 2005. Montlake and Wallingford locations followed in 2006 and 2007, respectively. In 2020, all three locations were acquired by Danielle and David Hulton of Ada's Technical Books, and the businesses were merged and rebranded. Fuel has used coffee by Caffé Vita, and the food menu has included pastries and pies. The business has garnered a generally positive reception.
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