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James Madison Bell was an African-American poet, orator, and political activist who was involved in the abolitionist movement against slavery. He was the first native African-American poet in Ohio and was called the \"Bard of the Maumee,\" of Maumee River. According to Joan R. Sherman: \"As poet and public speaker, Bell was one of the nineteenth century's most dedicated propagandists for African-American freedom and civil rights.\"
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