{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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\"Takin' Back My Love\" is a song by Spanish singer Enrique Iglesias featuring American singer Ciara. It was released as the second single from his English greatest hits album Greatest Hits (2008). The song was produced by RedOne who was a co-writer of the song alongside Iglesias and Frankie Storm.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does the mermaid wear to math class?","punchline":"Algae-bra.","id":393}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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