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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?","punchline":"You use a pumpkin patch.","id":123}
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